We’re not even sorry at all, Ms. Gale.Tumblr (3.0; @hipstahistory)http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtpuqnVir1rlyvjpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/36331533337http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/36331533337Thu, 22 Nov 2012 22:45:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7tpgmkavx1rx17wyo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/35690256715http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/35690256715Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:28:39 -0500<p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/34865785836/ronaldweasley-benjamin-franklin-more-like-ben" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ronaldweasley.tumblr.com/post/34614194860/benjamin-franklin-more-like-ben-jamin-franklin" target="_blank">ronaldweasley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>benjamin franklin? more like BEN JAMIN’ franklin</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcoqai2JTq1rqbnad.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://goo.gl/HESc6" target="_blank"><strong>Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!</strong></a></p></blockquote>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/34866767526http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/34866767526Fri, 02 Nov 2012 20:51:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb55lmOwXk1qhfb79o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahthespianpeacock.tumblr.com/post/32565919241/i-think-you-need-this-submitted-by-nokibay-yes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fuckyeahthespianpeacock</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i think you need this….</p> <p>submitted by <a href="http://nokibay.tumblr.com" target="_blank">nokibay</a></p> <p>YES PERFECT <3</p></blockquote>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/32566375595http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/32566375595Sat, 29 Sep 2012 22:37:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_marv7gx7Ut1rse156o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughingalonewithrvb.tumblr.com/post/32078193263/fodra-captcha-what-the-fuck-the-opposite-of" target="_blank">laughingalonewithrvb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fodra.tumblr.com/post/32078086737" target="_blank">fodra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>captcha what the fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>the opposite of up is george washington because he knows how to get down</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_marva0lXm01r1qc3y.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/32106643013http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/32106643013Sun, 23 Sep 2012 02:02:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ma74FkZn1rf73mvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30580878952http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30580878952Fri, 31 Aug 2012 07:21:04 -0400funnycoolawesomenot minehahalolfunhistoryhipsterindiehipstahistorytrolltrollingtrololologeorge washingtonmoneyone dollardollar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ma4fTag11rf73mvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30580837557http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30580837557Fri, 31 Aug 2012 07:19:00 -0400coolfunnymoneydollarhistoryfungeorge washingtonhahaloldumbstupidlifeawesomehipsterindietrollinghipstahistorytroll facememe<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9m9zbAf6x1rf73mvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30580761804http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30580761804Fri, 31 Aug 2012 07:16:00 -0400funnymoneyhistorydollargeorge washingtonhipsterindiecoolawesomefunlovelifelivehipstahistorywiz khalifataylor gangsmoking<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9m9og6aFZ1rf73mvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30580601414http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30580601414Fri, 31 Aug 2012 07:09:52 -0400funnyjokesjokehipstertrolltrollingmemecoolawesomelolfunindiehistoryhipstahistory<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9m9mfwznG1rf73mvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30580572410http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30580572410Fri, 31 Aug 2012 07:08:39 -0400funnycoolhipsterindiejokesawesomehistorylolhipstahistory<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5g1scPjxb1r1pi02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30560476435http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30560476435Thu, 30 Aug 2012 22:03:51 -0400are you my mummy?hipstercoolcuteawesomehistoryphotographyart<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginationis-more-important.tumblr.com/post/30180491012/pretty-what-is-pretty-what-is-attractive" target="_blank">imaginationis-more-important</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Pretty.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">What is, pretty?</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">What is attractive, beautiful, gorgeous, extraordinary, breath-taking.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Is it defined by those multi-colored eyes, the define angles of the face, or how high or wide the nose is? Or is it the beautiful flowing hair that seems to look flawless no matter how humid the air is, especially when it dries after a salt-water bath. Every strand falls into place, an action that your so-called mane never seemed to manage. It just wouldn’t cooperate, would it? No matter how hard you try, and how hard you don’t.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Or is it…more?</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Is it how her thighs don’t touch, how easily one could wrap their arms around her. Her petite size. How the tip tape measurement lands on 23 around her tiny, tiny, tiny waist. The two bumps on her hips that seem as big as mountains and as pointed as freshly sharpened knives. The line around her abdomen, the shallow button. All those things you know you would never have the chance to hold in your hand.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Remember those desultory encouragements to yourself? All of those <em>You’ll get there someday</em>’s. Every one of <em>You’re just as good as she is’</em>s. All those times you try to bring yourself ephemeral felicity. It never did.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Because inside, you know that you will never be her, even as you shrink from a 4 to a satisfying 0, even if you shrink and shrink until you are nothing but a distant, faint memory, you will never be as comely as her. An effervescent teen and a demure soul.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Don’t give me all those nonsense on how beauty lives within. You’re lying. The world is lying. Every day, every night, every second of the day. White lies, they could be. Evil ones. Unintended. Lies. Lies. Lies.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">A chubby, short, unattractive brunette. A slim, tall, fetching ginger. Same age, same background. Same personality. No price. No consequences. Nothing but two skeletons standing in front of you, both staring with their windows.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Don’t lie to me.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Who would you choose?</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Why do people judge by the color of the skin, then, if beauty is within? Why do you walk a few inches further, when a dirty, woebegone man huddles on the streets? Why do you scurry away from people who have scars from battles?</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Don’t lie to me.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">No one likes me because I’m not pretty. I hate myself, because I’m not pretty. I hate myself for not being what people want. I loathe the gigantic layer of fat under my skin, and I stare everyday, with tears of jealousy and anger, cursing the world for not giving me the glamour that I rightly deserve.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">What is pretty?</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">There is no shame in saying that I could flip through a magazine, scroll through a blog, and call almost every person posing with pride, <em>pretty</em>. Eyes glimmering with admiration, heart filled with shame.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Perfection.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">I want to be perfect.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">But what is perfection? What is pretty?</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">When will I be able to be brave enough to look in a mirror once more without the guilt that knocks me down every single day of my life?</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1"><strong>Perfection</strong></span></p> <p class="p3"><span class="s1"><em>noun</em></span></p> <ul><li class="li5"><span class="s2"></span><span class="s1">the state or quality of being perfect:<em>the satiny perfection of her skin</em><br/><em>his pursuit of golfing perfection</em><br/></span></li> <li class="li5"><span class="s2"></span><span class="s1">a person or thing considered to be perfect:<em>I am told that she is perfection itself<br/></em></span></li> </ul><ul><li class="li5"><span class="s2"></span><span class="s1">the action or process of improving something until it is faultless:<em>among the key tasks was the perfection of new mechanisms of economic management</em></span></li> </ul><p class="p5"><span class="s1">Faultless.</span></p> <p class="p5"><span class="s1">How could one be faultless?</span></p> <p class="p5"><span class="s1">7 billion pairs of eyes, 7 billion minds, 7 billion lost souls.</span></p> <p class="p5"><span class="s1">How does one become perfect?</span></p> <p class="p5"><span class="s1">What is perfect?</span></p> <p class="p5"><span class="s1">And what is pretty?</span></p> </blockquote>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30559828866http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30559828866Thu, 30 Aug 2012 21:54:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9k7v8RmcX1rf73mvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30511247117http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30511247117Thu, 30 Aug 2012 04:35:32 -0400andrew jacksonfunnycoolcutemakeuphotsexyhistoryfuneditsartbad editstrollingtrollhipsterindiehipstahistory<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9k7tf96IJ1rf73mvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30511222242http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30511222242Thu, 30 Aug 2012 04:34:27 -0400george washingtonmulancoolawesomehotmakeupsexyhistoryfunfunnymake upsummerhahafunny editshipster trollhipsterindiedeathcryinghipstahistory<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9k7r8k8Jw1rf73mvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30511194422http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30511194422Thu, 30 Aug 2012 04:33:08 -0400alexander hamiltoncoolcutegirlyeditfunfunnycomedyhistoryawesomehipsterindiemake uparteditsbad editinghipstahistory<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9agsjna9T1qio7gwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9agsjna9T1qio7gwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9agsjna9T1qio7gwo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9agsjna9T1qio7gwo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steenarella.tumblr.com/post/30461603251/fuck-every-person-who-say-obama-is-worthless-a" target="_blank">steenarella</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fuck every person who say Obama is worthless & a bad president.</p> <p>Rape is rape. End of story. If you think otherwise, you’re a sick person and I feel sorry for you.</p> </blockquote>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30509046065http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30509046065Thu, 30 Aug 2012 03:02:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jy8xJ72W1rf73mvo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30505097694http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30505097694Thu, 30 Aug 2012 01:07:45 -0400is u okuncle samuncle sam saysfunnymeme generatorjokehahawtfawesomecoolhipstertroll<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jy54Q6UA1rf73mvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30504998326http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30504998326Thu, 30 Aug 2012 01:05:28 -0400george washingtonhipstergalazypresidentscoolforever alonesadquoteslonelyawesomecutefunnyjokebad editinghahapregnancy test commercial: your body can tell when you are pregnant before you can<br /> mom: so can republicanshttp://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30503422808http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30503422808Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:32:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9i4hyFRRT1rrymaqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30502923268http://hipstahistory.tumblr.com/post/30502923268Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:23:20 -0400